{"id":4308,"date":"2007-06-20T06:32:12","date_gmt":"2007-06-20T06:32:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ceritanet.com\/?p=4308"},"modified":"2020-07-04T06:33:22","modified_gmt":"2020-07-04T06:33:22","slug":"saya-bandit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ceritanet.com\/?p=4308","title":{"rendered":"Saya Bandit"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>        Saya bandit. Saya bandit. Saya bandit. Saya bandit. Ini celana dalam saya! Mau apa Peter? Saya bandit. Saya bandit.<br>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Sebentar, saya tidak mencopet, merampok, membunuh, menjadi tukang pukul di lokasi perjudian atau pelacuran. Saya bandit. Saya bukan Thoyib. Saya bukan Ibrahim Syafei. Saya bukan Atai. Saya bandit. Ini celana dalam presiden saya! Mau apa Peter?<br>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Peter. Peter. Peter Gwin, dari <em>National Geographic Magazine<\/em>, menggaruk kepalanya yang plontos. Caf\u00e9 Legenda di sungai Musi bergoyang. Saya tetap bandit.<br>Bila kata-katamu telah cukup, saya berambut pirang seperti George W. Bush.<br>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Saya tidak berdongeng. Saya membelanjakan ribuan dolar buat menyusun kata. Menyusun kata seperti para priyayi berdongeng soal leluhur mereka sehabis mengambil gaji dari pejabat Belanda. Saya bandit. Tolong buatkan saya stempel yang menjadi tanda, saya pernah berbohong kepada makam orang <em>uluan<\/em> dan anak jalanan.<br>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Peter. Peter. Peter Gwin, dari <em>National Geographic Magazine<\/em>, menguyah pempek, pelan-pelan. Saya bandit. Saya tidak dapat menghentikan orang baik-baik membuat proposal, dan membiarkan satelit memotret kambing-kambing menelan obat penenang di caf\u00e9 ini. Saya bandit, saya berambut pirang seperti George W. Bush.<br>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Saya bandit. Saya bandit. Saya bandit. Saya bandit. Ini kapak merah saya! Mau apa Peter? Saya bandit. Saya bandit.<br>***<br><em>2006<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Saya bandit. Saya bandit. Saya bandit. Saya bandit. Ini celana dalam saya! Mau apa Peter? Saya bandit. Saya bandit.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Sebentar, saya tidak mencopet, merampok, membunuh, menjadi tukang pukul di lokasi perjudian atau pelacuran. Saya bandit. Saya bukan Thoyib. Saya bukan Ibrahim Syafei. Saya bukan Atai. Saya bandit. Ini celana dalam presiden saya! Mau apa Peter?\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[768,533],"class_list":["post-4308","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-puisi","tag-768","tag-t-wijaya"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ceritanet.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4308","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ceritanet.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ceritanet.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ceritanet.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ceritanet.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4308"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ceritanet.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4308\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4309,"href":"https:\/\/ceritanet.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4308\/revisions\/4309"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ceritanet.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4308"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ceritanet.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4308"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ceritanet.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4308"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}